when someone you barely know jokes on you
how much can a whale ejaculate????
The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
some kids built this outside my dorm.
and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.